once you start wearing a good pair of cargo pants everywhere you absolutely cannot go back. like sorry im an anime character now and these are my default pants. not my fault theyre appropriate for work and school and hanging out and concerts and hiking and the grocery store and going out for dinner and the bank and a first date and a job interview and a day trip. pockets for days for anything you may need. like she has the range.
non practicing nail biter
Bull terriers holding flowers
Hi. I want to turn into a werewolf and rip my computer out of the wall.
did you refer to your high school as just “*name* high” like they do in the movies like “east high” or “sky high” or did you always add “school” to the end of it
high school
just high
select an artifact
endless can of pink lemonade that never spoils
a power brick that never runs out of charge
knife that can hit any target you imagine when you throw it
a framed glass pane that let's you see into alternative universes
gloves that can protect from any heat and melt any metal
a phone book with everyone's phone number in the world
an umbrella that changes the weather to be raining when opened
the eye of a God that transmits any image it sees into everyone's dreams
I got my car back from the mechanic and now it’s got a new thing wrong w it 👍
this is my 19th century dandy mutual this is my bob dylan impersonator mutual this is my 70s glam rock substance abuse mutual this is my mutual archiving problematic drag films mutual this is my disembodied southern gothic phantom mutual and that's my unemployed friend who collects novelty mp3 players mutual